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Didn't they ask you to come before the curtain ? " persisted the friend . " Ask me ? " answered Crane . " Man , they dared me ! " LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY_ " We play Hamlet to - night , laddie , do we not ?
Didn't they ask you to come before the curtain ? " persisted the friend . " Ask me ? " answered Crane . " Man , they dared me ! " LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY_ " We play Hamlet to - night , laddie , do we not ?
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Questioned as to the reason for his church travels he responded : " Well , suh , hit's this way : de ' Piscopals is gemmen , suh , but I couldn't keep up wid de answerin ' back in dey church . De Methodis ' , dey always holdin ' inquiry ...
Questioned as to the reason for his church travels he responded : " Well , suh , hit's this way : de ' Piscopals is gemmen , suh , but I couldn't keep up wid de answerin ' back in dey church . De Methodis ' , dey always holdin ' inquiry ...
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He was traveling down in North Carolina , when he met an old darky one Sunday morning . He had known the old man for many years , so he took the liberty of inquiring where he was going . “ I am , sah , pedestrianin ' my appointed way to ...
He was traveling down in North Carolina , when he met an old darky one Sunday morning . He had known the old man for many years , so he took the liberty of inquiring where he was going . “ I am , sah , pedestrianin ' my appointed way to ...
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DEBTS a robA train traveling through the West was held up by masked bandits . Two friends , who were on their way to California , were among the passengers . " Here's where we lose all our money , ” one said , as ber entered the car .
DEBTS a robA train traveling through the West was held up by masked bandits . Two friends , who were on their way to California , were among the passengers . " Here's where we lose all our money , ” one said , as ber entered the car .
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One of them happened to be a traveling salesman from New York , who , when his turn came , fished out $ 200 , but rapidly took $ 4 from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket . " What do you mean by that ?
One of them happened to be a traveling salesman from New York , who , when his turn came , fished out $ 200 , but rapidly took $ 4 from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket . " What do you mean by that ?
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