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tious, and the miser, are followed thither by a worse crowd than any they can withdraw from. To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing folia tude. I can very justly say with the ancient lage, “I am never lefs alone than when alone.”

As I am insignificant to the company in public places, and as it is visible I do not come thither as most do, to fhew myself, I gratify the vanity of all who pretend to make an appearance, and have often as kind looks from welldressed gentlemen and ladies, as a poet would bestow upon one of his audience. There are fo

many gratifications attend this public fort of obscurity, that, some little distastes I daily receive have loft their anguish; and I did the other day, without the least displeasure, overhear one fay of me, that strange fellow; and another answer, I have known the fellow's face these twelve years, and so must you ; but I believe you are the first ever asked who he was. There are I must confess, many to whom my person is as well known as that of their nearest relations, who give themselves no farther trouble about calling me by my name or quality, but speak of me very currently by the appellation of Mr. What d’ye call him.

To make up for these trivial disadvantages, ! have the highest satisfaction of beholding all nature with an unprejudiced eye; and having nothing to do with men's paffions or interests, I can with the greater sagacity consider their ta. lents, manners, failings, and merits.

It is remarkable, that those who want any one sense, possess the others with greater force and vivacity. Thus my want of, or rather resignation of speech, gives me all the advantages of a dumb man. I have, methinks a more than ordinary penetration in seeing; and flattes myself that I have looked into the highest and lowest of mankind, and make shrewd guesses, without being admitted to their conversation, at the inmost thoughts and reflections of all whom I behold. It is from hence that good or ill fortune has no manner of force towards affecting my judgment. I see men flourishing in courts, and languishing in jails, without being prejudiced from their circumstances to their favour or disadvantage; but from their inward manner of bearing their condition, often pity the profperous, and admire the unhappy,

Those who converse with the dumb, know from the turn of their eyes, and the changes of their countenance, their sentiments of the objects before them. I have indulged my silence to such an extravagance, that the few who are intimate with me, answer


smiles with concurrent sentences, and argue to the very point I Thaked


head at, without my speaking. WILL HONEYCOMB was very entertaining the other night at a play, to a gentleman who sat on his right hand, while I was at his left. The gentleman believed WILL was talking to himself, when upon my looking with great approbation at a young thing in a box before us, he faid ! I am quite of another opinion. She has,

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• I will allow, a very pleasing aspect, but me• thinks, that simplicity in her countenance is & rather childish than innocent.' When I observed her a second time, he said, “I • dress is very becoming, but perhaps the merit • of that choice is owing to her mother; for • though, continued he, I allow a beauty to be • as much to be commended for the elegance of • her dress, as a wit for that of his language ; yet

if she has stolen the colour of her ribbands • from another, or had advice about her trim* mings, I shall not allow her the praise of dress,

any more than I would call a plagiary an au• thor. When I threw my eye towards the next woman to her, Will spoke what I looked, according to his romantic imagination in the following manner. « Behold


who dare, that charming virgin ; • behold the beauty of her person chastised by « the innocence of her thoughts. Chastity, good* nature, and affability, are the graces • in her countenance; she knows she is hand• some, but she knows she is good. Conscious

beauty adorned with conscious virtue! What sa spirit is there in those eyes! What a bloom * in that person! How is the whole woman ex

pressed in her appearance ! Her air has the * beauty of motion, and her look the force of • language.'

It was prudence to turn away my eyes from this object, and therefore I turned them to the thoughtless creatures who make up the lump of that sex, and move a knowing eye no more than


that play

the portraiture of insignificant people by ordinary painters, which are but pictures of pictures.

Thus the working of my own mind is the general entertainment of my life; I never enter into the commerce of discourse with

any but my particular friends, and not in public even with them.. Such an habit has perhaps raised in me uncommon reflections; but this effect I cannot communicate but by my writings. As my pleasures are almost wholly confined to those of the fight, I take it for a peculiar happiness that I have always had an easy and familiar admittance to the fair sex. If I never praised or flattered, I never belied or contradicted them. As these compose half the world, and are, by the just complaisance and gallantry of our nation, the more powerful part of our people, I shall dedicate a considerable share of these


SPECULATIONS to their service, and shall lead the young through all the becoming duties of virginity, marriage, and widowhood.

When it is a woman’s day, in my works, I shall endeavour at a stile and air suitable to their understanding. When I say this, I must be understood to mean, that I shall not lower but exalt the subjects I

Discourse for their entertainment, is not to be debased, but refined. appear learned without talking sentences, as in his ordinary gesture he discovers he can dance, though he does not cut capers. In a word, I shall take it for the greatest glory of my work, if among reasonable women this paper may furnish TEA-TABLE-TALK. In order to it, I Shall treat on matters which relate to females, as they are concerned to approach or fly from the other sex, or as they are tied to them by blood, interest, or affection. Upon this occafion I think it but reasonable to declare, that whatever skill I may have in Speculation, I shall never betray what the eyes of lovers say to each other in my presence. At the same time I shall not think myself obliged, by this promise to conceal any false protestations which I observe made by glances in public assemblies; but endeavour to make both sexes appear in their conduct what they are in their hearts. By this means, love, during the time of my Speculations, shall be carried on with the same sincerity as any other affair of less consideration. As this is the greatest concern, men shall be from henceforth liable to the greatest reproach for misbehaviour in it. Falfhood in love shall hereafter bear a blacker aspect than infidelity in friendship, or villany in business. For this great and good end all breaches against that noble passion, the cement of society, Ihall be severely examined, But this, and all other matters loosely hinted at now, and in my former Papers, shall have their proper place in my following Discourses. The present writing is only to admonish the world, that they shall not find me an idle, but a busy SPECTATOR,


treat upon.

A man may

R*. By STEELE. Sir R. Steele, about the years 1715 and 1716, wrote the Paper entitled “'The Town Talk," and another called " The Tea Table."

It is not certainly known to what numbers these Papers extended, as they were not reprinted, after their first appears ance in a folio forin.

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