Adieu, ye bobs! ye bags, give place! Full bottoms come inftead! Good Lord! to fee the various ways Of dreffing-a calve's head ! The PROGRESS of ADVICE. A Common CASE. "Suade, nam certum eft." AYS Richard to Thomas (and feem'd half afraid) SAYS "I am thinking to marry thy miftrefs's maid: Nay don't make a jeft on't; 'tis no jest to me; I have no fault to find with the girl fince I knew her, Said Thomas to Richard, "To fpeak my opinion. She's peevish, he's thievifh, fhe's ugly, fhe's old, A BAL "Trahit fua quemque voluptas." ROM Lincoln to London rode forth our young fquire, FR To bring down a wife, whom the fwains might admire: But, in fpite of whatever the mortal could fay, The goddess objected the length of the way! To give up the opera, the park, and the ball, Nor a laceman to plague in a morning-not she! To forfake the dear play-houfe, Quin, Garrick, and Clive, O heavens! fhe fhould faint, fhe fhould die on the road; But Ranelagh foon would her footsteps recall, And the mufic, the lamps, and the glare of Vauxhall. To be fure she could breathe no where elfe but in town, Thus the talk'd like a wit, and he look'd like a clown; But the while honeft Harry defpair'd to fucceed, A coach with a coronet trail'd her to Tweed. SLEN SLENDER's Ghoft. Vide SHAKESPEAR. ENEATH a church-yard yew, BE Decay'd and worn with age, At dusk of eve methought I spy'd Poor Slender's ghost, that whimpering cryed, Ye gentle bards! give ear! Who talk of amorous rage, Who spoil the lily, rob the rose, Come learn of me to weep your woes: I never dreamt of flame or dart, And you! whofe love-fick minds O fweet, O fweet Anne Page! And ye! whofe fouls are held, Who talk of fetters, links, and chains, O fweet, O fweet Anne Page! And you who boast or grieve, Of wounds receiv'd from many an eye; Hence every fond conceit Of shepherd or of fage; 'Tis Slender's voice, 'tis Slender's way The INVIDIOUS. MART. Fortune! if my prayer of old Fain would I fee Lividio fwing! Hear him, from Tyburn's height haranguing, And he will tye the knot himself. The I The PRICE of an EQUIPAGE. "Servum fi potes, Ole, non habere, "Et regem potes, Ole, non habere." Afk'd a friend amidst the throng, Whofe coach it was that trail'd along: "The gilded coach there-don't ye mind? That with the footmen ftuck behind." O Sir! fays he, what! han't you seen it? 'Tis Damon's coach, and Damon in it. 'Tis odd, methinks, you have forgot MART. Your friend, your neighbour, and-what not! But faith his equipage is new.” "Blefs me, faid I, where can it end? What madness has poffefs'd my friend? Four powder'd flaves, and those the tallest, Their ftomachs doubtlefs not the smallest! Can Damon's revenue maintain In lace and food, fo large a train? I know his land-each inch of ground- |