To Will Bartlet sure all the wits meant well,* But first they would see how his "Snow" would sell; Will smil'd, and swore in their judgments they went less, That concluded of merit upon success. Suddenly taking his place again, He gave way to Selwin, who straight stept in ; But alas! he had been so lately a wit, That Apollo himself scarce knew him yet. Toby Matthews (plague on him) how came he there? For had not her "Character" furnish'd you ont In the number of those that were not let in. In haste from the court two or three came in, And they brought letters, forsooth, from the Queen ! 'T was discreetly done too, for if they had come Without them, they had scarce been let into the room. This made a dispute; for 't was plain to be seen But Apollo himself could not think it fit; There was difference, he said, betwixt fooling and wit. Suckling next was call'd, but did not appear; That of all men living he car'd not for 't; And priz'd black eyes, or a lucky hit But Apollo was angry, and publicly said 'T was fit that a fine were set on 's head. Wat Montagu next stood forth to his trial, For if he cou'd do it, 't would plainly appear But the Monsieur was modest, and silence confest. During these troubles in the court was hid And having spy'd him, call'd him out of the throng, Murray was summon'd; but 't was urg'd, that he Hales, set by himself, most gravely did smile But he was of late so gone with divinity, Though to say the truth, and Apollo did know it, At length who but an Alderman did appear, He openly declar'd, that the best sign Of good store of wit was to have good store of coin; And without a syllable more or less said, At this all the wits were in such amaze, That, for a good while, they did nothing but gaze But had discontent writ at large in his face. Only the small Poets cheer'd up again Out of hope, as 't was thought, of borrowing; 1 “A Session of the Poets."—Of the "poets" here mentioned, Selden is the famous jurist; Sands (or Sandys) the translator of Ovid; Digby, Sir Kenelm; Chillingworth, the controversialist; "Lucan's translator," May; Jack Vaughan, Sir John, afterwards Chief Justice of the Common Pleas; Porter, Endymion, an accomplished courtier and loyalist; Toby Matthews, a busy body about town, author of a "Character" of Lady Carlisle, of whom he was a great admirer; Wat Montague, Walter of the Manchester family, author of a poem called the "Sheppard's Paradise," who became a Roman Catholic, and had an abbey given him in France, whence he is called 66 Monsieur;" Little Sid, Sidney Godolphin, one of the many great men of the age, who were diminutive in person; Hales, the "ever-memorable" of Eton; Falkland, Lord Falkland, the romantic victim of the civil wars. Ben Jonson, Waller, Carew, and Davenant need no explanation. Who the others were I cannot say. 2 For his were call'd Works, where others were but Plays.”An actual boast of Jonson's. "Works" they certainly were,—the result of the greatest labour and pains. Shakspeare's plays were emanations. But the classic Ben thought no title for his books comparable to one that was a translation of the Latin word opera. The New Inn, subsequently mentioned, is the name of one of his comedies. 3“A cup-bearer's place."-Carew held this office at court. 4 “How his ' Snow' would sell."—A poem, I presume, so called. 5" There was difference, he said, betwixt fooling and wit." This seems hardly respectful towards the Queen from the son of his Majesty's Comptroller of the Household. But perhaps Henrietta Maria was sometimes forced to give letters, which she was not unwilling to see regarded accordingly. Still the tone of the rejection, notwithstanding what is said of the wish to gratify her, seems hardly such as would have been liked by a woman of her temper. Had she ever called Suckling a fool? and so provoked him to show the difference between a real wit like himself, and some of the pretenders in her Majesty's train? 6 He forfeits his "crown," When he lends to any Poet about the town. A pun on the word crown. Suckling's dramas are so confused and obscure, that they seem to have been written when he was half awake. Probably he was too impatient to fashion them properly. The construction of a regular play with not enough passion in it to make it flow off at a heat, must have been a heavy task to a man accustomed to the excitement of the gaming-table, and with his hands full of "affairs of the heart." Sir John's most renowned effusion, therefore, was a Ballad on a Wedding; and exquisite of its kind it is. Its only fault is that it commences in language more provincial than it goes on with. Yet times and manners are so altered, that I can only give the two following portraits out of it. The latter fortunately contains the most charming touches in the poem. The bridegroom is said to have been Lord Broghill, the well-known soldier and politician (afterwards Earl of Orrery), and the bride, Lady Margaret Howard, daughter of the Earl of Suffolk. |