Hither the heroes and the nymphs resort, Snuff, or the fan, supply each pause of chat, Too soon dejected, and too soon elate ! For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crown'd, The berries crackle and the mill turns round: On shining altars of Japan they raise The silver lamp; the fiery spirits blaze: From silver spouts the grateful liquors glide, While China's earth receives the smoking tide. At once they gratify their scent and taste, And frequent cups prolong the rich repast. Straight hover round the fair her airy band; Some, as she sipp'd, the fuming liquor fann'd; Some, o'er her lap their careful plumes display'd, Trembling, and conscious of the rich brocade. Coffee (which makes the politician wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes) Sent up in vapours to the Baron's brain New stratagems the radiant Lock to gain. Ah cease, rash youth! desist ere 't is too late, But when to mischief mortals bend their will, So ladies, in romance, assist their knight, Just in that instant anxious Ariel sought The Peer now spreads the glittering forfex wide, A wretch'd sylph too fondly interpos'd; As long as Atalantis shall be read,6 1 All but the Sylph, with careful thoughts opprest, He had appeared to Belinda in a dream, and warned her against a lover. ? Superior by the head was Ariel plac'd.-Pope's fairy region, compared with Shakspeare's, was what a drawing-room is to the universe. To give, therefore, to the sprite of the Rape of the Lock the name of the spirit in the Tempest was a bold christening. Prospero's Ariel could have puffed him out like a taper. Or he would have snuffed him up as an essence by way of jest, and found him flat. But, tested by less potent senses, the sylph species is an exquisite creation, He is an abstract of the spirit of fine life; a suggester of fashions; an inspirer of airs; would be cut to pieces rather than see his will contradicted; takes his station with dignity on a picture-card; and is so nice an adjuster of claims, that he ranks hearts with necklaces. He trembles for a petticoat at the approach of a cup of chocolate. The punishments inflicted on him when disobedient have a like fitness. He is to be kept hovering over the fumes of the chocolate; to be transfixed with pins; clogged with pomatums, and wedged in the eyes of bodkins. Only (with submission) these punishments should have been made to endure for seasons, not " ages." A season is an age for a sylph. Does not a fine lady, when she dislikes it, call it "an eternity?" 3 With singing, laughing, ogling, AND ALL THAT.—Imagine a common-place poet (if some friend had written the rest of this couplet) trying to find a good pointed rhyme for the word "chat." How certain he would have been not to think of this familiar phrase, precisely because he was in the habit of using it in daily parlance:-how certain, out of an instinct of dulness, to avoid his own conventional language on the only occasion which could render it original. + She dearly pays for Nisus' injur'd hair.-Nisus, the father of Scylla, and king of Megaris, had a lock in his hair, on the preservation of which depended the fate of his capital. Minos besieged the capital. Scylla fell in love with the besieger, cut off the lock, and was changed into a bird by the gods. See the story in Ovid, at the beginning of Book the Eighth. 5 An earthly lover lurking at her head.-He had warned her against it in a dream. 6 As long as "Atalantis" shall be read. A book of fashionable scandal written by Mrs. Manly. Marmontel, in his translation of the Rape of the Lock (generally a very close and correct one), has confounded it with the Atlantis of Bacon; concluding, perhaps, according to the opinion then prevailing in Paris, that "philosophy" was a fashionable study with the belles of London. up TROUBLES FROM BAD AUTHORS. (From the Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot.) Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued I said; Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand, What walls can guard me, or what shades can hide? By land, by water, they renew the charge; They stop the chariot, and they board the barge. No place is sacred, not the church is free, Ev'n Sunday shines no Sabbath day to me: Is there a parson, much bemus'd in beer, |