Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and QuotationsPeggy Edmund H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... dollars for my latest story , ' The Call of the Lure ! ' 99 FAST FRIEND " Who from ? " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR- " The express company . They lost it . " A lady who had arranged an authors ' reading at her house succeeded in persuading her ...
... dollars for my latest story , ' The Call of the Lure ! ' 99 FAST FRIEND " Who from ? " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR- " The express company . They lost it . " A lady who had arranged an authors ' reading at her house succeeded in persuading her ...
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... dollar for the car ! " The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : " Sold ! " Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the new 3306 ...
... dollar for the car ! " The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : " Sold ! " Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the new 3306 ...
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... dollars for loitering . " - Fenimore Martin . AVIATION The aviator's wife was taking her first trip with her husband in his airship . " Wait a minute , George , " she said . " I'm afraid we will have to go down again . " " What's wrong ...
... dollars for loitering . " - Fenimore Martin . AVIATION The aviator's wife was taking her first trip with her husband in his airship . " Wait a minute , George , " she said . " I'm afraid we will have to go down again . " " What's wrong ...
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... dollars , stated that it was a birthday present from her husband and asked for payment . The teller informed her that she must first endorse it . " I don't know what you mean , " she said hesitatingly . " Why , you see , " he explained ...
... dollars , stated that it was a birthday present from her husband and asked for payment . The teller informed her that she must first endorse it . " I don't know what you mean , " she said hesitatingly . " Why , you see , " he explained ...
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... dollar for his damned new cathedral at Laramie ! " To get thine ends , lay bashfulnesse aside ; Who feares to aske , doth teach to be deny'd . -Herrick . Well , whiles I am a beggar I will rail And say , there is no sin but to be rich ...
... dollar for his damned new cathedral at Laramie ! " To get thine ends , lay bashfulnesse aside ; Who feares to aske , doth teach to be deny'd . -Herrick . Well , whiles I am a beggar I will rail And say , there is no sin but to be rich ...
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Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund,Harold Workman Williams No preview available - 2013 |
Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund,Harold Workman Williams No preview available - 2013 |
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