Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and QuotationsPeggy Edmund H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... girl ! ” THE PARSON ( about to improve the golden hour ) - " When a man reaches your age , Mr. Dodd , he cannot , in the nature of things , expect to live very much longer , and I- 99 THE NONAGENARIAN- " I dunno , parson . I be stronger ...
... girl ! ” THE PARSON ( about to improve the golden hour ) - " When a man reaches your age , Mr. Dodd , he cannot , in the nature of things , expect to live very much longer , and I- 99 THE NONAGENARIAN- " I dunno , parson . I be stronger ...
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... GIRL -Owen Meredith Here's to the dearest Of all things on earth . ( Dearest precisely— And yet of full worth . ) One who lays siege to Susceptible hearts . ( Pocket - books also- That's one of her arts ! ) Drink to her , toast her ...
... GIRL -Owen Meredith Here's to the dearest Of all things on earth . ( Dearest precisely— And yet of full worth . ) One who lays siege to Susceptible hearts . ( Pocket - books also- That's one of her arts ! ) Drink to her , toast her ...
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... girl remarked : " Well , if he'd been my husband I should have replied , ' Alpheus , get up yourself ; I've thought of a bad word ! ' " " There is probably no hell for authors in the next world- they suffer so much from critics and ...
... girl remarked : " Well , if he'd been my husband I should have replied , ' Alpheus , get up yourself ; I've thought of a bad word ! ' " " There is probably no hell for authors in the next world- they suffer so much from critics and ...
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... and a pack of playing cards . ” BALDNESS One mother who still considers Marcel waves as the most fashionable way of dressing the hair was at work on the job . Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 4I.
... and a pack of playing cards . ” BALDNESS One mother who still considers Marcel waves as the most fashionable way of dressing the hair was at work on the job . Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 4I.
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Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund. Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched on her father's lap , watching her mother . Every once in a while the baby fingers would slide over the smooth and glossy pate which is Father's ...
Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund. Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched on her father's lap , watching her mother . Every once in a while the baby fingers would slide over the smooth and glossy pate which is Father's ...
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