Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and QuotationsPeggy Edmund H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... noticed that the actor appeared to be much downcast . " What's the matter , Crane ? Didn't they appreciate it ? " asked one of his friends . " They didn't seem to , " laconically answered the actor . " Well , didn't they give any ...
... noticed that the actor appeared to be much downcast . " What's the matter , Crane ? Didn't they appreciate it ? " asked one of his friends . " They didn't seem to , " laconically answered the actor . " Well , didn't they give any ...
Page 57
... noticed wan of thim in a bunk . ' Are ye dead ? ' says I. ' No , ' says he , but I'm pretty near dead . ' " So I buried him . ” Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in consequence . The story is told by a ...
... noticed wan of thim in a bunk . ' Are ye dead ? ' says I. ' No , ' says he , but I'm pretty near dead . ' " So I buried him . ” Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in consequence . The story is told by a ...
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... noticed that there's never cream on this milk ? " " I spoke to the milkman about it , " she replied , " and he explained that the company always fill their bottles so full that there's no room for cream on top . " " Do you think only of ...
... noticed that there's never cream on this milk ? " " I spoke to the milkman about it , " she replied , " and he explained that the company always fill their bottles so full that there's no room for cream on top . " " Do you think only of ...
Page 68
... noticed that he still wore one of the Bryan watch fobs so popular during the election . On being asked the reason for this , Champ replied : " Oh , that's to keep my watch running . " BUILDINGS Pat had gone back home to Ireland and was ...
... noticed that he still wore one of the Bryan watch fobs so popular during the election . On being asked the reason for this , Champ replied : " Oh , that's to keep my watch running . " BUILDINGS Pat had gone back home to Ireland and was ...
Page 83
... noticed with surprise that there were no chickens . 19 " Why , Brudder Brown , " he asked , " whar'r all yo ' chickens ? " Huh , " grunted Brother Brown without looking up , " some fool niggah lef ' de do ' open an ' dey all went home ...
... noticed with surprise that there were no chickens . 19 " Why , Brudder Brown , " he asked , " whar'r all yo ' chickens ? " Huh , " grunted Brother Brown without looking up , " some fool niggah lef ' de do ' open an ' dey all went home ...
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Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund,Harold Workman Williams No preview available - 2013 |
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