Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and QuotationsPeggy Edmund H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... replied the youngster triumphantly . - H . E. Zimmer- man . ABOLITION . He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina village and he sauntered up to a native sitting in front of the general store , and began a conversation . " Have ...
... replied the youngster triumphantly . - H . E. Zimmer- man . ABOLITION . He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina village and he sauntered up to a native sitting in front of the general store , and began a conversation . " Have ...
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... replied , " I sat down for the fun of it , Mister ? " At first laying down , as a fact fundamental , That nothing with God can be accidental . -Longfellow . ACTING Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story of a southern friend of his ...
... replied , " I sat down for the fun of it , Mister ? " At first laying down , as a fact fundamental , That nothing with God can be accidental . -Longfellow . ACTING Hopkinson Smith tells a characteristic story of a southern friend of his ...
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Jokes, Stories and Quotations. " Sure , " replied the young man . " Any good ? How's this guy Hitchcock , anyhow ? " " Any good ? " repeated the young man pityingly . " Why , say , he's the best in the business . He's got all these other ...
Jokes, Stories and Quotations. " Sure , " replied the young man . " Any good ? How's this guy Hitchcock , anyhow ? " " Any good ? " repeated the young man pityingly . " Why , say , he's the best in the business . He's got all these other ...
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... genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK II.
... genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK II.
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... replied ; " I was asleep when it occurred . " Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo - Saxon tongue , the youth replied : " Ah , madam , then you will be able to prove a lullaby . " ALIMONY " What is alimony , ma ? " " It is a man's cash ...
... replied ; " I was asleep when it occurred . " Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo - Saxon tongue , the youth replied : " Ah , madam , then you will be able to prove a lullaby . " ALIMONY " What is alimony , ma ? " " It is a man's cash ...
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Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund,Harold Workman Williams No preview available - 2013 |
Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations Peggy Edmund,Harold Workman Williams No preview available - 2013 |
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