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to this epistle. If it has any thing pleafing, it will be that by which I am moft defirous to please, the truth and the fentiment; and if any thing offenfive, it will be only to those I am least sorry to offend, the vicious or the ungenerous.

Many will know their own pictures in it, there being not a circumftance but what is true; but I have, for the most part, spared their names, and they may escape being laughed at, if they please.

I would have fome of them know, it was owing to the request of the learned and candid friend to whom it is infcribed, that I make not as free use of theirs as they have done of mine. However, I fhall have this advantage and honour on my fide, that whereas, by their proceeding, any abuse may be directed at any man, no injury can poffibly be done by mine, fince a nameless character can never be found out, but by its truth and likeness.

EPISTLE TO DR ARBUTHNOT:

P.

BEING THE

PROLOGUE TO THE SATIRES.

HUT, fhut the door, good John! fatigu'd
I faid,

SH

Tie up the knocker, fay I'm fick, I'm dead.
The dog-ftar rages! nay 'tis past a doubt,
All Bedlam, or Parnaffus, is let out:
Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand,
They rave, recite, and madden round the land.
What walls can guard me, or what shades can
hide?

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They pierce my thickets, through my grot they glide,

NOTES.

ARBUTHNOT.] At the time of publishing this epiftle, Mr Pope's patience was quite worn out by the impertinence of fcribblers of all ranks and conditions; as well those who courted his favour, as those who envied his reputation, so that he had refolved to quit his hands of both together, by publishing a Dunciad. This defign he communicated to his friend Dr Arbuthnot; who, though, as a man of wit and learning, he might not have been displeased to see their common injuries revenged on this pernicious tribe; yet, as Mr Pope's friend and phyfician, was folicitous of his ease and health, and therefore unwilling he thould provoke fo largely and powerful a party. Their difference of opinion occafioned this dialogue; in which the author has interwoven an apology for his moral and poetic character.

Ver. 1. Shut, but the door, good John!] John Searl, his old and faithful fervant; whom he has remembered, under that character, in his will, vol. iv.

By

ΙΙ

By land, by water, they renew the charge,
They ftop the chariot, and they board the barge.
No place is facred, not the church is free,
Ev'n Sunday shines no Sabbath-day to me:
Then from the Mint walks forth the man of rhyme,
Happy! to catch me, just at dinner-time.

Is there a parfon, much be-mus'd in beer, 15 A maudlin poetefs, a rhyming peer,

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A clerk, foredoom'd his father's foul to cross,
Who pens a ftanza, when he should ingrofs?
Is there, who, lock'd from ink and paper, scrawls
With defp'rate charcoal round his darken'd walls?
All fly to TwIT'NAM, and, in humble strain,
Apply to me, to keep them mad or vain.
Arthur, whofe giddy fon neglects the Laws,
Imputes to me and my damn'd works the cause:
Poor Cornus fees his frantic wife elope,
And curfes wit, and poetry, and Pope.

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Friend to my life! (which did not you prolong, The world had wanted many an idle fong), What drop or noftrum can this plague remove? Or which must end me, a fool's wrath or love?

NOTES.

Ver. 13. Mint.] A place to which infolvent debtors retired, to enjoy an illegal protection, which they were there fuffered to afford one another, from the perfecution of their creditors.

Ver. 23. Arthur.] Arthur Moore, Efq.

VARIATIONS.

After ver. 20. in the MS

Is there a bard in durance? turn them free,
With all their brandish'd reams they run to me:
Is there a 'prentice, having feen two plays,

Who would do fomething in his fempstress' praise-.-Ver. 29. in the first edition,

Dear Doctor, tell me, is not this a curfe?

Say, is their anger or their friendthip worse?

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A dire dilemma! either way I'm fped.
If foes, they write; if friends, they read me dead.
Seiz'd and ty'd down to judge, how wretched I!
Who can't be filent, and who will not lie :
To laugh, were want of goodness and of grace;
And to be grave, exceeds all pow'r of face.
I fit with fad civility, I read

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With honeft anguish, and an aching head;
And drop at last, but in unwilling ears,
This faving counfel," Keep your piece nine years."
Nine years! cries he, who high in Drury-lane,
Lull'd by foft zephyrs through the broken pane,
Rhymes ere he wakes, and prints before Term ends,
Oblig'd by hunger, and requieft of friends :

"The piece, you think, is incorrect? why take it; "I'm all fubmiffion, what you'd have it, make it." Three things another's modest wishes bound, 47 My friendship, and a prologue, and ten pound. Pitholeon fends to me: "You know his Grace, "I want a patron; ask him for a place.” Pitholeon libell'd me----" But here's a letter Informs you, Sir, 'twas when he knew no better,

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NOTES.

Ver.38. honeft anguish,] i. e. undiffembled.

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Ibid. an aching head:] Alluding to the diforder he was then fo conftantly afflicted with.]

Ver. 43. Rhymes ere he wakes,] An allufion to those words of Milton,

"Dictates to me flumb'ring, or infpires "Eafy my unpremedit? A verfe."

Ver, 49. Pitholeon] The rame taken from a foolish poet of Rhodes, who pretended rauch to Greek. Schol. in Horat. 1. i. Dr Bentley pretends, that this Pitholeon libelled Cæfar ailo. See notes on Hor. fat. 1o. l. i.

" Daré

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Dare you refufe him? Curll invites to dine, "He'll write a Journal, or he'll turn divine." Blefs me! a packet.----" "Tis a stranger fues, 66 A virgin tragedy, an orphan mufe." If I dislike it," Furies, death, and rage!" If I "Commend it to the stage.' There (thank my ftars) my whole commiffion ends, The play'rs and I are, luckily, no friends. 60 Fir'd that the house reject him, ""Sdeath I'll

approve,

print it,

"And thame the fools----Your int'reft, Sir, with

Lintot."

Lintot, dull rogue! will think your price too much : "Not, Sir, if you revise it, and retouch." All my demurs but double his attacks;

At laft he whispers, "Do; and we go fnacks." Glad of a quarrel, ftraight I clap the door, Sir, let me fee your works and you no more. 'Tis fung, when Midas' ears began to spring, (Midas, a facred person and a king),

His very

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minifter who fpy'd them first, (Some fay his queen), was forc'd to speak, or burft.

NOTES.

Ver. 69. 'Tis fung, when Midas', &c.] He means fung by Perfius; and the words alluded to are,

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Vidi, vidi ipfe, libelle!

Auriculas afini Mida Rex habet."

Ver. 2. Queen] The story is told, by some, of his barber; but by Chaucer, of his Queen. See Wife of Bath's tale in Dryden's fables.

Ver. 53. in the MS.

VARIATIONS.

If you refufe, he goes, as fates incline,

To plague Sir Robert, or to turn divine.

Ver. 60. In the former edition,

Cibber and I are luckily no friends.

And