Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 38
... George , " she said . " I'm afraid we will have to go down again . " " What's wrong ? " asked her husband . " I believe I have dropped one of the pearl buttons off my jacket . I think I can see it glistening on the ground . " " Keep ...
... George , " she said . " I'm afraid we will have to go down again . " " What's wrong ? " asked her husband . " I believe I have dropped one of the pearl buttons off my jacket . I think I can see it glistening on the ground . " " Keep ...
Page 54
... George bets that when the tower of the Singer Building falls , it will topple over toward the North River , and I bet that it won't . " BIBLE INTERPRETATION " Miss Jane , did Moses have the same after - dinner complaint my papa's got ...
... George bets that when the tower of the Singer Building falls , it will topple over toward the North River , and I bet that it won't . " BIBLE INTERPRETATION " Miss Jane , did Moses have the same after - dinner complaint my papa's got ...
Page 84
... George Eliot . Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children . - R . H. Dana . See also Boys ; Families . CHOICES William Phillips , our secretary of embassy at London , tells of an American officer who , by the ...
... George Eliot . Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children . - R . H. Dana . See also Boys ; Families . CHOICES William Phillips , our secretary of embassy at London , tells of an American officer who , by the ...
Page 105
... a colored church . The preacher was a white man , however , a white man whose first name was George , and evidently a prime favorite with the colored brethren . When the service was over Dr. Emerson TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 105.
... a colored church . The preacher was a white man , however , a white man whose first name was George , and evidently a prime favorite with the colored brethren . When the service was over Dr. Emerson TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 105.
Page 106
... George Washin'ton . " " Huh ! He's mo ' pow'ful dan Washin'ton . " " Massa George ain't quite as pow'ful as God . " " N - n - o , not quite . But he's a young man yet . " Is it possible your pragmatical worship should not know that the ...
... George Washin'ton . " " Huh ! He's mo ' pow'ful dan Washin'ton . " " Massa George ain't quite as pow'ful as God . " " N - n - o , not quite . But he's a young man yet . " Is it possible your pragmatical worship should not know that the ...
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