Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... Miss from Antrim , Who looked for the leak with a glim . Alack and alas ! The cause was the gas . We will now sing the fifty - fourth hymn . --Gilbert K. Chesterton . There was a young lady named Hannahı , Who slipped on a peel of ...
... Miss from Antrim , Who looked for the leak with a glim . Alack and alas ! The cause was the gas . We will now sing the fifty - fourth hymn . --Gilbert K. Chesterton . There was a young lady named Hannahı , Who slipped on a peel of ...
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... Miss Jones . Piano lessons 25 cents an hour . " Pausing to listen he heard the young woman trying to play one of Chopin's nocturnes , and not succeeding very well . Paderewski walked up to the house and knocked . Miss Jones came to the ...
... Miss Jones . Piano lessons 25 cents an hour . " Pausing to listen he heard the young woman trying to play one of Chopin's nocturnes , and not succeeding very well . Paderewski walked up to the house and knocked . Miss Jones came to the ...
Page 46
... Miss Cheney , one of the popular teachers in the Swarthmore schools , had to deal with a boy who played " hookey , " she failed to impress him with the evil of his ways . " Don't you know what becomes of little boys who stay away from ...
... Miss Cheney , one of the popular teachers in the Swarthmore schools , had to deal with a boy who played " hookey , " she failed to impress him with the evil of his ways . " Don't you know what becomes of little boys who stay away from ...
Page 53
... Miss , " he calmly announced . A second shot . " Miss , " he repeated . A third shot . " Miss . " " Here , there ! Hold TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 53.
... Miss , " he calmly announced . A second shot . " Miss , " he repeated . A third shot . " Miss . " " Here , there ! Hold TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 53.
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... Miss Jane , did Moses have the same after - dinner complaint my papa's got ? " asked Percy of his governess . " Gracious me , Percy ! Whatever do you mean , my dear ? " " Well , it says here that the Lord gave Moses two tablets . " " Mr ...
... Miss Jane , did Moses have the same after - dinner complaint my papa's got ? " asked Percy of his governess . " Gracious me , Percy ! Whatever do you mean , my dear ? " " Well , it says here that the Lord gave Moses two tablets . " " Mr ...
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