Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... what is it ? " demanded his pa . " Grow , " replied the youngster triumphantly . - H . E. Zimmer- man . ABOLITION He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina village and he sauntered up to a native sitting in front of the general ...
... what is it ? " demanded his pa . " Grow , " replied the youngster triumphantly . - H . E. Zimmer- man . ABOLITION He was a New Yorker visiting in a South Carolina village and he sauntered up to a native sitting in front of the general ...
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... was asleep when it occurred . " . Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo - Saxon tongue , the youth replied : “ Ah , madam , then you will be able to prove a lullaby . ” ALIMONY " What is alimony , ma ? " " It is a man's cash surrender ...
... was asleep when it occurred . " . Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo - Saxon tongue , the youth replied : “ Ah , madam , then you will be able to prove a lullaby . ” ALIMONY " What is alimony , ma ? " " It is a man's cash surrender ...
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... what would you administer ? " The student who , studying for the ministry , took chemistry because it was obligatory in the course , replied , " I would ad- minister the sacrament ... what heart of man is proof TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 25.
... what would you administer ? " The student who , studying for the ministry , took chemistry because it was obligatory in the course , replied , " I would ad- minister the sacrament ... what heart of man is proof TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 25.
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... was the response . Then , after a sul- len survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand , the amateur fighter observed : " Bill , I now fully realize what people mean when they speak of the sinews of war . " - Howard Morse . ART There was ...
... was the response . Then , after a sul- len survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand , the amateur fighter observed : " Bill , I now fully realize what people mean when they speak of the sinews of war . " - Howard Morse . ART There was ...
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... was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , ” Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going to do , then ? " he was asked . " Why , " he said seriously , " I'm just ...
... was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , ” Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going to do , then ? " he was asked . " Why , " he said seriously , " I'm just ...
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