Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... answered without a moment's hesitation , ' By Jove , you're right , dear ! I'd forgotten myself entirely ! ' ALIBI " > A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately col ...
... answered without a moment's hesitation , ' By Jove , you're right , dear ! I'd forgotten myself entirely ! ' ALIBI " > A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately col ...
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... answered . " Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate ? " she cried . " They did , " said he . " They did , ' way back in June . That's how the gol - durned thing started . " ARITHMETIC " He seems to be very clever . " " Yes ...
... answered . " Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate ? " she cried . " They did , " said he . " They did , ' way back in June . That's how the gol - durned thing started . " ARITHMETIC " He seems to be very clever . " " Yes ...
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... answered the excited aide , " Blanco started it all right , but there are a couple of drunken Americans down the road and they won't let it go by . " An army officer decided to see for himself how his sen- tries were doing their duty ...
... answered the excited aide , " Blanco started it all right , but there are a couple of drunken Americans down the road and they won't let it go by . " An army officer decided to see for himself how his sen- tries were doing their duty ...
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... answered the Congressman . “ Oh , no , Nick , ” commented the Secretary of War from the next chair , " you don't want a hair cut ; you want a shine . " " O , Mother , why are the men in the front baldheaded ? " " They bought their ...
... answered the Congressman . “ Oh , no , Nick , ” commented the Secretary of War from the next chair , " you don't want a hair cut ; you want a shine . " " O , Mother , why are the men in the front baldheaded ? " " They bought their ...
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... answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter , " went on the friend . " No ; it's not that so much , " said the Senator . " The main bother is when I'm washing myself - unless I keep my hat on I don't ...
... answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter , " went on the friend . " No ; it's not that so much , " said the Senator . " The main bother is when I'm washing myself - unless I keep my hat on I don't ...
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