Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 63
... appeared . " So you want to see the boss ? " repeated the woman . " Well , just step into the kitchen . This way ... appearance in general , came in from an af- ternoon walk with her nurse and said to her mother , " Oh , Mam- ma , a ...
... appeared . " So you want to see the boss ? " repeated the woman . " Well , just step into the kitchen . This way ... appearance in general , came in from an af- ternoon walk with her nurse and said to her mother , " Oh , Mam- ma , a ...
Page 65
... appearance of the hoop's owner . Presently he came . " Please , I've broken your window , " he said , " and here's Father to mend it . " And , sure enough , he was followed by a stolid - looking work- man , who at once started to work ...
... appearance of the hoop's owner . Presently he came . " Please , I've broken your window , " he said , " and here's Father to mend it . " And , sure enough , he was followed by a stolid - looking work- man , who at once started to work ...
Page 69
... Bankrupt Sale , " and to the left— " Closing Out at Cost . " Twenty minutes later there appeared over his own door , in larger letters , “ Main Entrance . ” In a section of Washington where there are a number TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 69.
... Bankrupt Sale , " and to the left— " Closing Out at Cost . " Twenty minutes later there appeared over his own door , in larger letters , “ Main Entrance . ” In a section of Washington where there are a number TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 69.
Page 77
... " Jack Barrymore , son of Maurice Barrymore , and himself an actor of some ability , is not over - particular about his personal appearance and is a little lazy . He was in San Francisco on the morning of the TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 77.
... " Jack Barrymore , son of Maurice Barrymore , and himself an actor of some ability , is not over - particular about his personal appearance and is a little lazy . He was in San Francisco on the morning of the TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 77.
Page 97
... appeared in the news- paper : " Wanted - a reliable woman to take care of a baby . Apply to Mrs. J. W. Lyons . " COAL DEALERS In a Kansas town where two brothers are engaged in the retail coal business a revival was recently held and ...
... appeared in the news- paper : " Wanted - a reliable woman to take care of a baby . Apply to Mrs. J. W. Lyons . " COAL DEALERS In a Kansas town where two brothers are engaged in the retail coal business a revival was recently held and ...
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