Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... asked for another number , and seventy - six was given . He wrote sixty - seven . When a third number was asked , a child who apparently had paid no attention called out : Theventy - theven . Change that you thucker ! ” AUTHORS The ...
... asked for another number , and seventy - six was given . He wrote sixty - seven . When a third number was asked , a child who apparently had paid no attention called out : Theventy - theven . Change that you thucker ! ” AUTHORS The ...
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... asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , ” Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going to do , then ? " he was asked . " Why , " he said seriously , " I'm just going to write ...
... asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , ” Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going to do , then ? " he was asked . " Why , " he said seriously , " I'm just going to write ...
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... asked the sentimentalist . " Yes , " replied the practical person . " When my mother used to cut my hair I often wished I might be bald - headed . " Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair , his head being about as shiny as a ...
... asked the sentimentalist . " Yes , " replied the practical person . " When my mother used to cut my hair I often wished I might be bald - headed . " Congressman Longworth is not gifted with much hair , his head being about as shiny as a ...
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... asked him once . " Yes , a little , " answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter , " went on the friend . " No ; it's not that so much , " said the Senator . " The main bother is when I'm washing ...
... asked him once . " Yes , a little , " answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter , " went on the friend . " No ; it's not that so much , " said the Senator . " The main bother is when I'm washing ...
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... asked Miss Cheney . " Yessum , " replied the lad promptly . " Some of ' em gets to be good players and pitch in the big leagues . " BATHS AND BATHING The only unoccupied room in the hotel - one with a private bath in connection with it ...
... asked Miss Cheney . " Yessum , " replied the lad promptly . " Some of ' em gets to be good players and pitch in the big leagues . " BATHS AND BATHING The only unoccupied room in the hotel - one with a private bath in connection with it ...
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