Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 22
... called , the buyer was signing a number of checks and affixed his signature with many a curve and flourish . The salesman's patience becoming ex- hausted in waiting for the buyer to recognize him , he finally observed : " You have a ...
... called , the buyer was signing a number of checks and affixed his signature with many a curve and flourish . The salesman's patience becoming ex- hausted in waiting for the buyer to recognize him , he finally observed : " You have a ...
Page 31
... called out : Theventy - theven . Change that you thucker ! ” AUTHORS The following is a recipe for an author : Take the usual number of fingers , Add paper , manila or white , A typewriter , plenty of postage- And something or other to ...
... called out : Theventy - theven . Change that you thucker ! ” AUTHORS The following is a recipe for an author : Take the usual number of fingers , Add paper , manila or white , A typewriter , plenty of postage- And something or other to ...
Page 32
... called upon a publisher and stated that he had decided to write a book . " May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book you propose to write ? " asked the publisher , very politely . " Oh , " came in an offhand way from the ...
... called upon a publisher and stated that he had decided to write a book . " May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book you propose to write ? " asked the publisher , very politely . " Oh , " came in an offhand way from the ...
Page 36
... called : " A dollar for the car ! " The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : " Sold ! " Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the ...
... called : " A dollar for the car ! " The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : " Sold ! " Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the ...
Page 45
... called in a doctor noted for his ability properly to emphasize a good story , but who attended church very rarely . He proved very satisfactory to the young preacher , but for some reason could not be induced to render a bill . Finally ...
... called in a doctor noted for his ability properly to emphasize a good story , but who attended church very rarely . He proved very satisfactory to the young preacher , but for some reason could not be induced to render a bill . Finally ...
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