Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 40
... the temperance meet- ing ? " A loud laugh went up on all sides . " Why , what is it , Harry ? " asked the good woman , clutch- ing at the ribbon in surprise . " Why , Mother dear , didn't you know that 40 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... the temperance meet- ing ? " A loud laugh went up on all sides . " Why , what is it , Harry ? " asked the good woman , clutch- ing at the ribbon in surprise . " Why , Mother dear , didn't you know that 40 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 41
... Dear , dear , that's too bad ; ' oo did it happen ? " “ Aweel ” replied the Aberdonian , “ the cork cam ' oot . " Johnnie Poe , one of the famous Princeton football family , and incidentally a great - nephew of Edgar Allan Poe , was a ...
... Dear , dear , that's too bad ; ' oo did it happen ? " “ Aweel ” replied the Aberdonian , “ the cork cam ' oot . " Johnnie Poe , one of the famous Princeton football family , and incidentally a great - nephew of Edgar Allan Poe , was a ...
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... dear , I've got the money . Your loving wife , Evelyn . " FRIEND " So you're going to make it hot for that fellow who held up the bank , shot the cashier , and got away with the ten thousand ? " BANKER " Yes , indeed . He was entirely ...
... dear , I've got the money . Your loving wife , Evelyn . " FRIEND " So you're going to make it hot for that fellow who held up the bank , shot the cashier , and got away with the ten thousand ? " BANKER " Yes , indeed . He was entirely ...
Page 47
... dear , that people who live together get to look alike . " KATE " Then you must consider my refusal as final . " In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding - a very light , rather good ...
... dear , that people who live together get to look alike . " KATE " Then you must consider my refusal as final . " In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding - a very light , rather good ...
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... dear , that people who live together get to look alike . " KATE " Then you must consider my refusal as final . " In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding - a very light , rather good ...
... dear , that people who live together get to look alike . " KATE " Then you must consider my refusal as final . " In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding - a very light , rather good ...
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