Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 51
... doors . Not having telegraphed for accommodations , the politician discovered that he would have to make shift as best he could . Accordingly , he was obliged for that night to sleep on a wire cot which had only some blankets and a ...
... doors . Not having telegraphed for accommodations , the politician discovered that he would have to make shift as best he could . Accordingly , he was obliged for that night to sleep on a wire cot which had only some blankets and a ...
Page 52
... door , He caroms on the ceiling , And turtles on the floor ! He soars aloft , erratic , He lands upon my neck , And makes me creep and shiver , A neurasthenic wreck ! -Charles Irvin Junkin . BEGGING THE " ANGEL " ( about to give a ...
... door , He caroms on the ceiling , And turtles on the floor ! He soars aloft , erratic , He lands upon my neck , And makes me creep and shiver , A neurasthenic wreck ! -Charles Irvin Junkin . BEGGING THE " ANGEL " ( about to give a ...
Page 58
... door and pushed him in . As he reached the front door he discerned the shadow of a third man , evidently worse off than either of the other two . He was about to approach him when the object of his solicitude lurched out into the street ...
... door and pushed him in . As he reached the front door he discerned the shadow of a third man , evidently worse off than either of the other two . He was about to approach him when the object of his solicitude lurched out into the street ...
Page 63
... door . " I want to see the boss of the house , " replied the insurance agent . " Are you the boss ? " " No , " meekly returned the man who came to the door ; " I'm only the husband of the boss . Step in , I'll call the boss . " The ...
... door . " I want to see the boss of the house , " replied the insurance agent . " Are you the boss ? " " No , " meekly returned the man who came to the door ; " I'm only the husband of the boss . Step in , I'll call the boss . " The ...
Page 66
... door and called out , " Thrupence ! " Dr. Abernethy , the famous Scotch surgeon , was a man of few words , but he once met his match -- in a woman . She called at his office in Edinburgh , one day , 66 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... door and called out , " Thrupence ! " Dr. Abernethy , the famous Scotch surgeon , was a man of few words , but he once met his match -- in a woman . She called at his office in Edinburgh , one day , 66 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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