Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... eyes upon him . " Have you no other ambition , Mr. Herford , " she demanded , " than to force people to degrade themselves by laughter ? " Yes , Herford had an ambition . A whale of an ambition . Some day he hoped to gratify it . The ...
... eyes upon him . " Have you no other ambition , Mr. Herford , " she demanded , " than to force people to degrade themselves by laughter ? " Yes , Herford had an ambition . A whale of an ambition . Some day he hoped to gratify it . The ...
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. ford's eyes . about it . " " Oh , Mr. Herford , " she said , " Oliver ! Tell me " I want to throw an egg into an electric fan , " said Her- ford , simply . " Hubby , " said the ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. ford's eyes . about it . " " Oh , Mr. Herford , " she said , " Oliver ! Tell me " I want to throw an egg into an electric fan , " said Her- ford , simply . " Hubby , " said the ...
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... that this painting of mine is - well - er- tolerable ? " Whistler's eyes twinkled dangerously . " What is your opinion of a tolerable egg ? " he asked . The amateur artist was painting - sunset , red with TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 20 ART ...
... that this painting of mine is - well - er- tolerable ? " Whistler's eyes twinkled dangerously . " What is your opinion of a tolerable egg ? " he asked . The amateur artist was painting - sunset , red with TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 20 ART ...
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... do it . " He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius as he must needs paint for other minds , and not for his own . Mrs. Jameson . ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie 30 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... do it . " He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius as he must needs paint for other minds , and not for his own . Mrs. Jameson . ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie 30 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie Bil- lups , standing on the desk of Mr. Billups . " That your boy , Billups ? " he asked . " Yes , " said Billups ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie Bil- lups , standing on the desk of Mr. Billups . " That your boy , Billups ? " he asked . " Yes , " said Billups ...
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