Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 31
... father you are sending it , I don't doubt , " smiled the caller . " Yes , " grinned Billups ; " I am sending him a rain - check I got at the ball - game yesterday . As an athlete , he'll appreciate its value . " -- J . K. B. ATTENTION ...
... father you are sending it , I don't doubt , " smiled the caller . " Yes , " grinned Billups ; " I am sending him a rain - check I got at the ball - game yesterday . As an athlete , he'll appreciate its value . " -- J . K. B. ATTENTION ...
Page 36
... father always says ' The Mortgage ' ; brother Tom calls it ' The Fake ' ; mother , ' My Limousine ' ; sister , ' Our Car ' ; grandma , " That Peril ' ; the chauffeur , ' Some Freak , ' and our neighbors , " The Limit . ' " - Life ...
... father always says ' The Mortgage ' ; brother Tom calls it ' The Fake ' ; mother , ' My Limousine ' ; sister , ' Our Car ' ; grandma , " That Peril ' ; the chauffeur , ' Some Freak , ' and our neighbors , " The Limit . ' " - Life ...
Page 39
... FATHER- " Rick , my boy , if you live up to your oration you'll be an honor to the family . " VALEDICTORIAN- " I expect to do better than that , father . I am going to try to live up to the baccalaureate sermon . " BACTERIA There once ...
... FATHER- " Rick , my boy , if you live up to your oration you'll be an honor to the family . " VALEDICTORIAN- " I expect to do better than that , father . I am going to try to live up to the baccalaureate sermon . " BACTERIA There once ...
Page 42
... father's lap , watching her mother . Every once in a while the baby fingers would slide over the smooth and glossy pate which is Father's . for you , Father , " remarked the little " No waves " You're all beach . " one . " Were any of ...
... father's lap , watching her mother . Every once in a while the baby fingers would slide over the smooth and glossy pate which is Father's . for you , Father , " remarked the little " No waves " You're all beach . " one . " Were any of ...
Page 59
... father's farm in Pennsylvania your father's farm ain't no bigger than a city lot ! " " Why , how big is your father's farm ? " " Well , it's so big that my father sends young married couples out to the barn to milk the cows , and the ...
... father's farm in Pennsylvania your father's farm ain't no bigger than a city lot ! " " Why , how big is your father's farm ? " " Well , it's so big that my father sends young married couples out to the barn to milk the cows , and the ...
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