Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 33
... finally reached the department of books devoted to fiction . " We have all your books , Mr. Cable , " proudly said the librar- ian . " You see there they are - all of them on the shelves there : not one missing . " And Mr. Cable's ...
... finally reached the department of books devoted to fiction . " We have all your books , Mr. Cable , " proudly said the librar- ian . " You see there they are - all of them on the shelves there : not one missing . " And Mr. Cable's ...
Page 41
... Finally , when things began to look black with peace and the American general discovered that his princely pay when trans- lated into United States money was about sixty cents a day , he struck for the coast . There he found a United ...
... Finally , when things began to look black with peace and the American general discovered that his princely pay when trans- lated into United States money was about sixty cents a day , he struck for the coast . There he found a United ...
Page 45
... Finally Dr. Hillis , becoming alarmed at the inroads the bill might make in his modest stipend , went to the physician and said , " See here , Doctor , I must know how much I owe you . " After some urging , the physician replied ...
... Finally Dr. Hillis , becoming alarmed at the inroads the bill might make in his modest stipend , went to the physician and said , " See here , Doctor , I must know how much I owe you . " After some urging , the physician replied ...
Page 47
... finally as night settled down decided that the waves must have carried it out to sea . was in the town selling her work , When his sister came down The next year , at about the same season , the two again visited the town . And while ...
... finally as night settled down decided that the waves must have carried it out to sea . was in the town selling her work , When his sister came down The next year , at about the same season , the two again visited the town . And while ...
Page 53
... finally , they saw something pass from one hand to the other . The tramp tried to slink past the group without speaking , but one of them called to him : " Well , did you get something from our young brother ? " The tramp grinned ...
... finally , they saw something pass from one hand to the other . The tramp tried to slink past the group without speaking , but one of them called to him : " Well , did you get something from our young brother ? " The tramp grinned ...
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