Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 56
... gave a loud , harsh laugh . " Pass you in ? What for ? " he asked . The applicant drew himself up and answered haughtily : " What for ? Why , because I am Oliver Goldsmith , author of the play . " " Oh , I beg your pardon , sir ...
... gave a loud , harsh laugh . " Pass you in ? What for ? " he asked . The applicant drew himself up and answered haughtily : " What for ? Why , because I am Oliver Goldsmith , author of the play . " " Oh , I beg your pardon , sir ...
Page 58
... gave it a pat , And said , " Nice little cat ! " And they buried his clothes out of pity . BOASTING Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe a dollar in the world couldn't if he tried . " What sort of chap is he ? " " 58 TOASTER'S ...
... gave it a pat , And said , " Nice little cat ! " And they buried his clothes out of pity . BOASTING Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe a dollar in the world couldn't if he tried . " What sort of chap is he ? " " 58 TOASTER'S ...
Page 59
... gave a little dinner to an acquaintance of his . ' ” — R . R. Kirk . WILLIE " All the stores closed on the day my uncle died . " TOMMY- " That's nothing . All the banks closed for three weeks the day after my pa left town . ” — Puck ...
... gave a little dinner to an acquaintance of his . ' ” — R . R. Kirk . WILLIE " All the stores closed on the day my uncle died . " TOMMY- " That's nothing . All the banks closed for three weeks the day after my pa left town . ” — Puck ...
Page 74
... gave him the floor , and the man delivered himself of a long panegyric upon captains of in- dustry , upon the good they do by giving men work , by booming the country , by reducing the cost of production , and so forth . When the ...
... gave him the floor , and the man delivered himself of a long panegyric upon captains of in- dustry , upon the good they do by giving men work , by booming the country , by reducing the cost of production , and so forth . When the ...
Page 86
... are you going to give your darling little brother for Christmas this year ? " " I dunno , " said Harry ; " I gave him the measles last year . " For little children everywhere A joyous season still we make 86 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... are you going to give your darling little brother for Christmas this year ? " " I dunno , " said Harry ; " I gave him the measles last year . " For little children everywhere A joyous season still we make 86 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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