Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 43
... keep my hat on I don't know where my face stops . " A near - sighted old lady at a dinner - party , one evening , had for her companion on the left a very bald - headed old gentleman . While talking to the gentleman at her right she ...
... keep my hat on I don't know where my face stops . " A near - sighted old lady at a dinner - party , one evening , had for her companion on the left a very bald - headed old gentleman . While talking to the gentleman at her right she ...
Page 44
... keep up wid de answerin ' back in dey church . De Methodis ' , dey always holdin ' inquiry meetin ' , and I don't like too much inquirin ' into . But de Baptis ' , suh , dey jes ' dip and are done wid hit . " 39 A Methodist negro ...
... keep up wid de answerin ' back in dey church . De Methodis ' , dey always holdin ' inquiry meetin ' , and I don't like too much inquirin ' into . But de Baptis ' , suh , dey jes ' dip and are done wid hit . " 39 A Methodist negro ...
Page 45
... keep you out of heaven if you do all you can to keep me out of hell , and it won't cost either of us a cent . Is it a go ? " " My wife and myself are trying to get up a list of club maga- zines . By taking three you get a discount ...
... keep you out of heaven if you do all you can to keep me out of hell , and it won't cost either of us a cent . Is it a go ? " " My wife and myself are trying to get up a list of club maga- zines . By taking three you get a discount ...
Page 47
... keep A bower quiet for us , and a sleep Full of sweet dreams , and health , and quiet breathing . BEAUTY , PERSONAL In good looks I am not a star . There are others more lovely by far . But my face - I don't mind it , Because I'm behind ...
... keep A bower quiet for us , and a sleep Full of sweet dreams , and health , and quiet breathing . BEAUTY , PERSONAL In good looks I am not a star . There are others more lovely by far . But my face - I don't mind it , Because I'm behind ...
Page 48
... keep A bower quiet for us , and a sleep Full of sweet dreams , and health , and quiet breathing . BEAUTY , PERSONAL In good looks I am not a star . There are others more lovely by far . But my face - I don't mind it , Because I'm behind ...
... keep A bower quiet for us , and a sleep Full of sweet dreams , and health , and quiet breathing . BEAUTY , PERSONAL In good looks I am not a star . There are others more lovely by far . But my face - I don't mind it , Because I'm behind ...
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