Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 6
... kind- ly , but he says he's dead , an ' he's goin ' to stay dead . " Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske , the actress , was having her hair dressed by a young woman at her home . The actress was very tired and quiet , but a chance remark from ...
... kind- ly , but he says he's dead , an ' he's goin ' to stay dead . " Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske , the actress , was having her hair dressed by a young woman at her home . The actress was very tired and quiet , but a chance remark from ...
Page 10
... economy . His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it ΙΟ TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... economy . His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it ΙΟ TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 19
... kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran through a rich man's estate . Permits to fish the stream could now and then be obtained , and the boy was lucky enough to have a permit . One day he ...
... kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran through a rich man's estate . Permits to fish the stream could now and then be obtained , and the boy was lucky enough to have a permit . One day he ...
Page 31
... kind of a handicap . He's just written for an extra check . " " And as a proud father you are sending it , I don't doubt , " smiled the caller . " Yes , " grinned Billups ; " I am sending him a rain - check I got at the ball - game ...
... kind of a handicap . He's just written for an extra check . " " And as a proud father you are sending it , I don't doubt , " smiled the caller . " Yes , " grinned Billups ; " I am sending him a rain - check I got at the ball - game ...
Page 61
... kind of ' ruption . " " I don't know what to give Lizzie for a Christmas present , " one chorus girl is reported to have said to her mate while dis- cussing the gift to be made to a third . " Give her a book , " suggested the other ...
... kind of ' ruption . " " I don't know what to give Lizzie for a Christmas present , " one chorus girl is reported to have said to her mate while dis- cussing the gift to be made to a third . " Give her a book , " suggested the other ...
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