Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 21
... lady at an adjoining table . The gown was utterly ruined , and the gentlemen of her party at once seized the waiter , tied a rope around his neck , and at a signal from the injured lady swung him into the air . " " Horrible ! " said the ...
... lady at an adjoining table . The gown was utterly ruined , and the gentlemen of her party at once seized the waiter , tied a rope around his neck , and at a signal from the injured lady swung him into the air . " " Horrible ! " said the ...
Page 32
... lady who had arranged an authors ' reading at her house succeeded in persuading her reluctant husband to stay home that evening to assist in receiving the guests . He stood the entertainment as long as he could - three authors , to be ...
... lady who had arranged an authors ' reading at her house succeeded in persuading her reluctant husband to stay home that evening to assist in receiving the guests . He stood the entertainment as long as he could - three authors , to be ...
Page 37
... lady from the country and her small son were driv- ing to town when a huge automobile bore down upon them . The horse was badly frightened and began to prance , where- upon the old lady leaped down and waved wildly to the chauf- feur ...
... lady from the country and her small son were driv- ing to town when a huge automobile bore down upon them . The horse was badly frightened and began to prance , where- upon the old lady leaped down and waved wildly to the chauf- feur ...
Page 43
... lady at a dinner - party , one evening , had for her companion on the left a very bald - headed old gentleman . While talking to the gentleman at her right she dropped her napkin unconsciously . The bald - headed gentleman , in stooping ...
... lady at a dinner - party , one evening , had for her companion on the left a very bald - headed old gentleman . While talking to the gentleman at her right she dropped her napkin unconsciously . The bald - headed gentleman , in stooping ...
Page 45
... lady who just went out want ? " SHOPGIRL- " She inquired if we had a shoe department . " " Hades , " said the lady who loves to shop , “ would be a magnificent and endless bargain counter and I looking on with- out a cent . " Newell ...
... lady who just went out want ? " SHOPGIRL- " She inquired if we had a shoe department . " " Hades , " said the lady who loves to shop , “ would be a magnificent and endless bargain counter and I looking on with- out a cent . " Newell ...
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