Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 110
... lawyer noticed the name that was lettered on the window and then searched in the telephone book . Still keeping his ... lawyer through the telephone , " I should think you would start . " The victim whisked his arm from its former ...
... lawyer noticed the name that was lettered on the window and then searched in the telephone book . Still keeping his ... lawyer through the telephone , " I should think you would start . " The victim whisked his arm from its former ...
Page 128
... lawyer tells of a visit he received from a Mrs. Delehanty , accompanied by Mr. Delehanty , the day after Mrs. Delehanty and a Mrs. Cassidy had indulged in a little difference of opinion . When he had listened to the recital of Mrs ...
... lawyer tells of a visit he received from a Mrs. Delehanty , accompanied by Mr. Delehanty , the day after Mrs. Delehanty and a Mrs. Cassidy had indulged in a little difference of opinion . When he had listened to the recital of Mrs ...
Page 206
... lawyer with them . That is why I am here . They never go anywhere without their counsel . Now they have nearly everything that men want , but I have a suggestion to make to you for an ex- change with us . We can give free passes on all ...
... lawyer with them . That is why I am here . They never go anywhere without their counsel . Now they have nearly everything that men want , but I have a suggestion to make to you for an ex- change with us . We can give free passes on all ...
Page 226
... lawyer , " you know all about this law . Tell me what I am to do . " " Well , " said the other , " I don't remember the exact word- ing of the law , but I can give you the meaning of it . It's this : The government is willin ' to bet ...
... lawyer , " you know all about this law . Tell me what I am to do . " " Well , " said the other , " I don't remember the exact word- ing of the law , but I can give you the meaning of it . It's this : The government is willin ' to bet ...
Page 256
... lawyer . " " What is he so angry with you for ? " " I haven't the slightest idea . We met in the street , and we were talking just as friendly as could be , when all of a sudden he flared up and tried to kick me . " “ And what were you ...
... lawyer . " " What is he so angry with you for ? " " I haven't the slightest idea . We met in the street , and we were talking just as friendly as could be , when all of a sudden he flared up and tried to kick me . " “ And what were you ...
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