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Page 54
Mr. Preacher , " said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation , " you are talking about Cain , and you say he got married in the land of Nod , after he killed Abel . But the Bible mentions only Adam and Eve ...
Mr. Preacher , " said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation , " you are talking about Cain , and you say he got married in the land of Nod , after he killed Abel . But the Bible mentions only Adam and Eve ...
Page 55
Who married three wives at a time : When asked , " Why a third ? " He replied , " One's absurd ! And bigamy , sir , is a crime . " BILLS The proverb , " Where there's a will there's a way " is now revised to " When there's a bill we're ...
Who married three wives at a time : When asked , " Why a third ? " He replied , " One's absurd ! And bigamy , sir , is a crime . " BILLS The proverb , " Where there's a will there's a way " is now revised to " When there's a bill we're ...
Page 59
... but compared to my father's farm in Pennsylvania your father's farm ain't no bigger than a city lot ! " " Why , how big is your father's farm ? " " Well , it's so big that my father sends young married couples out to the ...
... but compared to my father's farm in Pennsylvania your father's farm ain't no bigger than a city lot ! " " Why , how big is your father's farm ? " " Well , it's so big that my father sends young married couples out to the ...
Page 84
Local opinion ascribes these oddities on her part to the fact that she attended normal school for one year just before her marriage . Said one neighbor : " She does a lot of funny things . What do you suppose I heard her say to that boy ...
Local opinion ascribes these oddities on her part to the fact that she attended normal school for one year just before her marriage . Said one neighbor : " She does a lot of funny things . What do you suppose I heard her say to that boy ...
Page 88
One day , while sitting for his portrait to Healy , the painter , speaking of a monk who had left the church and married , he observed , not without malice : " He has taken his punishment into his own hands .
One day , while sitting for his portrait to Healy , the painter , speaking of a monk who had left the church and married , he observed , not without malice : " He has taken his punishment into his own hands .
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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