Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 29
... mean when they speak of the sinews of war . " - Howard Morse . ART There was an old sculptor named Phidias , Whose knowledge of Art was invidious . He carved Aphrodite Without any nightie- Which startled the purely fastidious ...
... mean when they speak of the sinews of war . " - Howard Morse . ART There was an old sculptor named Phidias , Whose knowledge of Art was invidious . He carved Aphrodite Without any nightie- Which startled the purely fastidious ...
Page 32
... mean , your being asleep out here ? You must have been listening at the keyhole . " An ambitious young man called upon a publisher and stated that he had decided to write a book . " May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book ...
... mean , your being asleep out here ? You must have been listening at the keyhole . " An ambitious young man called upon a publisher and stated that he had decided to write a book . " May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book ...
Page 43
... a birthday present from her husband and asked for payment . The teller informed her that she must first endorse it . " I don't know what you mean , " she said hesitatingly . " Why , you see , " he explained , TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 43.
... a birthday present from her husband and asked for payment . The teller informed her that she must first endorse it . " I don't know what you mean , " she said hesitatingly . " Why , you see , " he explained , TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 43.
Page 47
... mean ? Haven't you washed that Afghan yet ? " " It's no use , sir , " the private repeated . him for two hours , but it's no use . " " We've washed " How do you mean it's no use ? " said the officer angrily . " Why , sir , " said the ...
... mean ? Haven't you washed that Afghan yet ? " " It's no use , sir , " the private repeated . him for two hours , but it's no use . " " We've washed " How do you mean it's no use ? " said the officer angrily . " Why , sir , " said the ...
Page 54
... mean , my dear ? " " Well , it says here that the Lord gave Moses two tablets . " " Mr. Preacher , " said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation , " you are talking about Cain , and you say he got married ...
... mean , my dear ? " " Well , it says here that the Lord gave Moses two tablets . " " Mr. Preacher , " said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation , " you are talking about Cain , and you say he got married ...
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