Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 39
... mind telling me , what is aviation ? ' ” — M . A. Hitchcock . AVIATORS Little drops in water- Little drops on land- Make the aviator , Join the heavenly band . " Are you an experienced aviator ? " -Satire . “ Well , sir , I have been at ...
... mind telling me , what is aviation ? ' ” — M . A. Hitchcock . AVIATORS Little drops in water- Little drops on land- Make the aviator , Join the heavenly band . " Are you an experienced aviator ? " -Satire . “ Well , sir , I have been at ...
Page 43
... mind . Much encouraged , the president said : " You understand now how it is , don't you , Mr. Schmidt ? " " I t'ink I do , " admitted Mr. Schmidt . " It's like dis , aindt it ? Ven my baby vakes up at night and vants some milk , I gif ...
... mind . Much encouraged , the president said : " You understand now how it is , don't you , Mr. Schmidt ? " " I t'ink I do , " admitted Mr. Schmidt . " It's like dis , aindt it ? Ven my baby vakes up at night and vants some milk , I gif ...
Page 47
... mind it , Because I'm behind it— It's the people in front that I jar . " Shine yer boots , sir ? " " No , " snapped the man . " Shine ' em so's yer can see yer face in ' em ? " urged the bootblack . “ No , I tell you ! " " Coward ...
... mind it , Because I'm behind it— It's the people in front that I jar . " Shine yer boots , sir ? " " No , " snapped the man . " Shine ' em so's yer can see yer face in ' em ? " urged the bootblack . “ No , I tell you ! " " Coward ...
Page 48
... mind it , Because I'm behind it- It's the people in front that I jar . " Shine yer boots , sir ? " " No , " snapped the man . " Shine ' em so's yer can see yer face in ' em ? " urged the bootblack . " No , I tell you ! " " Coward ...
... mind it , Because I'm behind it- It's the people in front that I jar . " Shine yer boots , sir ? " " No , " snapped the man . " Shine ' em so's yer can see yer face in ' em ? " urged the bootblack . " No , I tell you ! " " Coward ...
Page 64
... mind , ' says he . ' If it's all the same to you , Mr. Sullivan , I'll send this young gentleman down here to take the rest of my lessons for me . ' " BOYS A certain island in the West Indies is liable 64 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... mind , ' says he . ' If it's all the same to you , Mr. Sullivan , I'll send this young gentleman down here to take the rest of my lessons for me . ' " BOYS A certain island in the West Indies is liable 64 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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