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The impression that men will never fly like birds seems to be aeroneous . - La Touche Hancock . AEROPLANES " Mother , may I go aeroplane ? " " Yes , my darling Mary . Tie yourself to an anchor chain And don't go near the airy .
The impression that men will never fly like birds seems to be aeroneous . - La Touche Hancock . AEROPLANES " Mother , may I go aeroplane ? " " Yes , my darling Mary . Tie yourself to an anchor chain And don't go near the airy .
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There never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy speeches . Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor at a dinner in an important city . The Mayor presided , and when coffee was being served the Mayor leaned over and touched Mr.
There never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy speeches . Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor at a dinner in an important city . The Mayor presided , and when coffee was being served the Mayor leaned over and touched Mr.
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With that , Ninety - Two - Years shook his head at EightyYears and said , " Well , you will never live to be an old man ! " — Sarah Bache Hodge . A wise man never puts away childish things . - Sidney Dark .
With that , Ninety - Two - Years shook his head at EightyYears and said , " Well , you will never live to be an old man ! " — Sarah Bache Hodge . A wise man never puts away childish things . - Sidney Dark .
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People will not look forward to posterity , who never look backward to their ancestors . - Burke . From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson .
People will not look forward to posterity , who never look backward to their ancestors . - Burke . From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson .
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Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other . " APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in ...
Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other . " APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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