Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 11
... never fly like birds seems to be aeroneous . - La Touche Hancock . AEROPLANES “ Mother , may I go aeroplane ? " " Yes , my darling Mary . Tie yourself to an anchor chain And don't go near the airy . " -Judge . Harry N. Atwood , the ...
... never fly like birds seems to be aeroneous . - La Touche Hancock . AEROPLANES “ Mother , may I go aeroplane ? " " Yes , my darling Mary . Tie yourself to an anchor chain And don't go near the airy . " -Judge . Harry N. Atwood , the ...
Page 12
... never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy speeches . Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor at a dinner in an important city . The Mayor presided , and when coffee was being served the Mayor leaned over and touched Mr. Chamber ...
... never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy speeches . Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor at a dinner in an important city . The Mayor presided , and when coffee was being served the Mayor leaned over and touched Mr. Chamber ...
Page 16
... never live to be an old man ! " - Sarah Bache Hodge . A wise man never puts away childish things . - Sidney Dark . To the old , long life and treasure ; To the young , all health and pleasure . -Ben Jonson . Youth is a blunder ; Manhood ...
... never live to be an old man ! " - Sarah Bache Hodge . A wise man never puts away childish things . - Sidney Dark . To the old , long life and treasure ; To the young , all health and pleasure . -Ben Jonson . Youth is a blunder ; Manhood ...
Page 24
... never look backward to their ancestors . - Burke . From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled . After their supper Mother ...
... never look backward to their ancestors . - Burke . From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled . After their supper Mother ...
Page 25
... never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other . " APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in a small New ...
... never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other . " APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in a small New ...
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