Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... once called , in a sudden emergency , to supply the place of Allen Ainsworth at the Criterion Theatre for a single night . The call filled him with joy . Here was a chance to show the public how great a histrionic genius had remained ...
... once called , in a sudden emergency , to supply the place of Allen Ainsworth at the Criterion Theatre for a single night . The call filled him with joy . Here was a chance to show the public how great a histrionic genius had remained ...
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... once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " } AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 11.
... once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " } AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 11.
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour . " Every rose has its thorn There's fuzz on all the ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour . " Every rose has its thorn There's fuzz on all the ...
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... once went abroad on the same ship . When the ship was a few days out they were both invited to a dinner . Speech - making time came . Mark Twain had the first chance . He spoke twenty minutes and made a great hit . Then it was Mr ...
... once went abroad on the same ship . When the ship was a few days out they were both invited to a dinner . Speech - making time came . Mark Twain had the first chance . He spoke twenty minutes and made a great hit . Then it was Mr ...
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... once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran through a rich man's estate . Permits to fish the stream could now and then be obtained , and the boy was lucky enough to have a ...
... once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran through a rich man's estate . Permits to fish the stream could now and then be obtained , and the boy was lucky enough to have a ...
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