Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 55
... question , for according to their ménus I make out my bills . " Farmer Gray kept summer boarders . One of these , a school- teacher , hired him to drive her to the various points of inter- est around the country . He pointed out this ...
... question , for according to their ménus I make out my bills . " Farmer Gray kept summer boarders . One of these , a school- teacher , hired him to drive her to the various points of inter- est around the country . He pointed out this ...
Page 63
... question . " Indade Oi'm not ! Sure here comes th ' boss now . " She pointed to a small boy of ten years who was coming toward the house . " Tell me , " pleaded the insurance agent , when the lad came into the kitchen , " are you the ...
... question . " Indade Oi'm not ! Sure here comes th ' boss now . " She pointed to a small boy of ten years who was coming toward the house . " Tell me , " pleaded the insurance agent , when the lad came into the kitchen , " are you the ...
Page 64
... questions : " What is your name , and where are you from ? " The answer was , " Mr. So - and - So , from Boston . " " You may come in , " said Peter , " but I know you won't like it . " There was a young lady from Boston , A two ...
... questions : " What is your name , and where are you from ? " The answer was , " Mr. So - and - So , from Boston . " " You may come in , " said Peter , " but I know you won't like it . " There was a young lady from Boston , A two ...
Page 74
... question . Do you ever take alcoholic drinks ? " " Before I answer the question , " responded the wary candidate , I want to know whether it is put as an inquiry or as an invita- tion ! " See also Politicians . CANNING AND PRESERVING A ...
... question . Do you ever take alcoholic drinks ? " " Before I answer the question , " responded the wary candidate , I want to know whether it is put as an inquiry or as an invita- tion ! " See also Politicians . CANNING AND PRESERVING A ...
Page 83
... questions of a little girl of three and a boy of four ; each to take four hours per day and rest the parents of said children . " Another couple advertised : “ WANTED : A governess who is good stenographer , to tak down the clever ...
... questions of a little girl of three and a boy of four ; each to take four hours per day and rest the parents of said children . " Another couple advertised : “ WANTED : A governess who is good stenographer , to tak down the clever ...
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