Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. At a London dinner recently the conversation turned to the various methods of working employed by literary geniuses . Among the examples cited was that of a well - known poet , who ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. At a London dinner recently the conversation turned to the various methods of working employed by literary geniuses . Among the examples cited was that of a well - known poet , who ...
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... recently filled out as follows : Name - Abraham Cherkowsky . Born - Yes . Business - Rotten . BUSINESS ENTERPRISE It happened in Topeka . Three clothing stores were on the same block . One morning the middle proprietor saw to the right ...
... recently filled out as follows : Name - Abraham Cherkowsky . Born - Yes . Business - Rotten . BUSINESS ENTERPRISE It happened in Topeka . Three clothing stores were on the same block . One morning the middle proprietor saw to the right ...
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... recently to some friends at the old Metropolitan Hotel in Washington . " An old darky came up to greet me after the meeting . ' Marse Allen , ' he said , ' I's powerful glad to see you . I's known ob you sense you was a babby . Knew yoh ...
... recently to some friends at the old Metropolitan Hotel in Washington . " An old darky came up to greet me after the meeting . ' Marse Allen , ' he said , ' I's powerful glad to see you . I's known ob you sense you was a babby . Knew yoh ...
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... recently and called to the waiter : " Give me a ham sandwich . " “ Yes , sir , ” said the waiter , reaching for the sandwich ; " will you eat it or take it with you ? " " Both , " was the unexpected but obvious reply . CHOIRS See ...
... recently and called to the waiter : " Give me a ham sandwich . " “ Yes , sir , ” said the waiter , reaching for the sandwich ; " will you eat it or take it with you ? " " Both , " was the unexpected but obvious reply . CHOIRS See ...
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... recently held and the elder of the brothers was converted . For weeks he tried to persunde his brother to join the church . One day he asked : " Why can't you join the church like I did ? " " It's a fine thing for you to belong to the ...
... recently held and the elder of the brothers was converted . For weeks he tried to persunde his brother to join the church . One day he asked : " Why can't you join the church like I did ? " " It's a fine thing for you to belong to the ...
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