Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 42
... remarked the little " No waves " You're all beach . " one . " Were any of your boyish ambitions ever realized ? " asked the sentimentalist . " Yes , " replied the practical person . " When my mother used to cut my hair I often wished I ...
... remarked the little " No waves " You're all beach . " one . " Were any of your boyish ambitions ever realized ? " asked the sentimentalist . " Yes , " replied the practical person . " When my mother used to cut my hair I often wished I ...
Page 55
... remarked , “ It will not be necessary for you to talk . ” When her bill was presented , there was a five - dollar charge marked " Extra . " " What is this ? " she asked , pointing to the item . " That , " replied the farmer , " is for ...
... remarked , “ It will not be necessary for you to talk . ” When her bill was presented , there was a five - dollar charge marked " Extra . " " What is this ? " she asked , pointing to the item . " That , " replied the farmer , " is for ...
Page 74
... remarked to his granny , " A canner can can Anything that he can ; But a canner can't can a can , can he ? 99 -Carolyn Wells . CAPITALISTS Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a Fond du Lac man said : " Bishop Grafton was remarkable ...
... remarked to his granny , " A canner can can Anything that he can ; But a canner can't can a can , can he ? 99 -Carolyn Wells . CAPITALISTS Of the late Bishop Charles G. Grafton a Fond du Lac man said : " Bishop Grafton was remarkable ...
Page 79
... remarked Mr. Gladstone ; " does a pint of cham- pagne really help you to answer the twenty letters ? " " No , " Sir Andrew explained ; " but when I've had a pint of champagne I don't care a rap whether I answer them or not . " CHARACTER ...
... remarked Mr. Gladstone ; " does a pint of cham- pagne really help you to answer the twenty letters ? " " No , " Sir Andrew explained ; " but when I've had a pint of champagne I don't care a rap whether I answer them or not . " CHARACTER ...
Page 80
... remarked Sir Thomas Lipton , apropos of Andrew Car- negie's giving . " I remember when I was just starting in busi- ness . I was very poor and making every sacrifice to enlarge my little shop . My only assistant was a boy of fourteen ...
... remarked Sir Thomas Lipton , apropos of Andrew Car- negie's giving . " I remember when I was just starting in busi- ness . I was very poor and making every sacrifice to enlarge my little shop . My only assistant was a boy of fourteen ...
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