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If I can paralyze a person with fear he will keep still and I can run to one side of him . " In certain sections of West Virginia there is no liking for automobilists , as was evidenced in the case of a Washingtonian who was motoring in ...
If I can paralyze a person with fear he will keep still and I can run to one side of him . " In certain sections of West Virginia there is no liking for automobilists , as was evidenced in the case of a Washingtonian who was motoring in ...
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A loud laugh went up on all sides . " Why , what is it , Harry ? " asked the good woman , clutching at the ribbon in surprise . " Why , Mother dear , didn't you know that 40 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
A loud laugh went up on all sides . " Why , what is it , Harry ? " asked the good woman , clutching at the ribbon in surprise . " Why , Mother dear , didn't you know that 40 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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A woman at the other side of the hall got up and said , " I am a Christian Scientist . " " Well , then , madam , " requested the little man , " would you mind changing seats with me ? I'm sitting in a draft .
A woman at the other side of the hall got up and said , " I am a Christian Scientist . " " Well , then , madam , " requested the little man , " would you mind changing seats with me ? I'm sitting in a draft .
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CIRCUS A well - known theatrical manager repeats an instance of what the late W. C. Coup , of circus fame , once told him was one of the most amusing features of the show - business ; the faking in the " side - show .
CIRCUS A well - known theatrical manager repeats an instance of what the late W. C. Coup , of circus fame , once told him was one of the most amusing features of the show - business ; the faking in the " side - show .
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CLEANLINESS " Among the tenements that lay within my jurisdiction when I first took up mission work on the East Side . " says a New York young woman , " was one to clean out which would have called for the best efforts of the renovator ...
CLEANLINESS " Among the tenements that lay within my jurisdiction when I first took up mission work on the East Side . " says a New York young woman , " was one to clean out which would have called for the best efforts of the renovator ...
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