Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 98
... with Queen Elizabeth . " It was very good of you , Sir Walter , " said her Majesty , smiling sweetly upon the gallant Knight , " to ruin your cloak the other day so that my feet should not be wet 98 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... with Queen Elizabeth . " It was very good of you , Sir Walter , " said her Majesty , smiling sweetly upon the gallant Knight , " to ruin your cloak the other day so that my feet should not be wet 98 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 124
... smiling face . " Why , Johnny , " said his mother , " what's the matter ? " " I ain't going to that old school no more , " he fiercely an- nounced . " Why , Johnny , " said his mother reproachfully , " you mustn't talk like that ...
... smiling face . " Why , Johnny , " said his mother , " what's the matter ? " " I ain't going to that old school no more , " he fiercely an- nounced . " Why , Johnny , " said his mother reproachfully , " you mustn't talk like that ...
Page 125
... , " How Shall I flee from this horrible cow ? I will sit on this stile And continue to smile , Which may soften the heart of that cow . " CRITICISM FIRST MUSIC CRITIC " I wasted a whole evening TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 125.
... , " How Shall I flee from this horrible cow ? I will sit on this stile And continue to smile , Which may soften the heart of that cow . " CRITICISM FIRST MUSIC CRITIC " I wasted a whole evening TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 125.
Page 196
... smiling man . " I meant George Washington , not Booker Washington . " One day a pastor was calling upon a dear old lady , one of the " pillars " of the church to which they both belonged . As he thought of her long and useful life , and ...
... smiling man . " I meant George Washington , not Booker Washington . " One day a pastor was calling upon a dear old lady , one of the " pillars " of the church to which they both belonged . As he thought of her long and useful life , and ...
Page 225
... smile , " so Father was just telling me . " " There seems to be a strange affinity between a darky and a chicken . I wonder why ? " said Jones . " Naturally enough , " replied Brown . " One is descended from Ham and the other from eggs ...
... smile , " so Father was just telling me . " " There seems to be a strange affinity between a darky and a chicken . I wonder why ? " said Jones . " Naturally enough , " replied Brown . " One is descended from Ham and the other from eggs ...
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