Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 36
... teacher . Willie waved his hand frantically . " Well , Willie ? " " Please , ma'am , the ' quick ' are the ones that get out of the way of automobiles ; the ones that don't are the ' dead . " " " Do you have much trouble with your ...
... teacher . Willie waved his hand frantically . " Well , Willie ? " " Please , ma'am , the ' quick ' are the ones that get out of the way of automobiles ; the ones that don't are the ' dead . " " " Do you have much trouble with your ...
Page 46
... teachers in the Swarthmore schools , had to deal with a boy who played " hookey , " she failed to impress him with the evil of his ways . " Don't you know what becomes of little boys who stay away from school to play baseball ? " asked ...
... teachers in the Swarthmore schools , had to deal with a boy who played " hookey , " she failed to impress him with the evil of his ways . " Don't you know what becomes of little boys who stay away from school to play baseball ? " asked ...
Page 51
... the Doc . , " that's Teutonic . " BEES TEACHER- " Tommy , do you know ' How Doth the Little Busy Bee ' ? " TOMMY -- " No ; I only know he doth it ! " BEETLES Now doth the frisky June Bug Bring forth his TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 51.
... the Doc . , " that's Teutonic . " BEES TEACHER- " Tommy , do you know ' How Doth the Little Busy Bee ' ? " TOMMY -- " No ; I only know he doth it ! " BEETLES Now doth the frisky June Bug Bring forth his TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 51.
Page 53
... teach to be deny'd . -Herrick . Well , whiles I am a beggar I will rail And say , there is no sin but to be rich ; And being rich , my virtue then shall be To say , there is no vice but beggary . -Shakespeare . See also Flattery ...
... teach to be deny'd . -Herrick . Well , whiles I am a beggar I will rail And say , there is no sin but to be rich ; And being rich , my virtue then shall be To say , there is no vice but beggary . -Shakespeare . See also Flattery ...
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... teacher , hired him to drive her to the various points of inter- est around the country . He pointed out this one and that , at the same time giving such items of information as he pos- sessed . The school - teacher , pursing her lips ...
... teacher , hired him to drive her to the various points of inter- est around the country . He pointed out this one and that , at the same time giving such items of information as he pos- sessed . The school - teacher , pursing her lips ...
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