Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 26
... thing started . " ARITHMETIC " He seems to be very clever . " " Yes , indeed . He can even do the problems that his children have to work out at school . " SONNY- " Aw , pop , I don't wanter study arithmetic . " Pop " What ! a son of ...
... thing started . " ARITHMETIC " He seems to be very clever . " " Yes , indeed . He can even do the problems that his children have to work out at school . " SONNY- " Aw , pop , I don't wanter study arithmetic . " Pop " What ! a son of ...
Page 28
... thing , " said Mr. Dolan . " It is , " replied Mr. Rafferty . " When you see the fierceness of members of the army toward one another , the fate of a common enemy must be horrible . " See also Military Discipline . ARMY RATIONS The ...
... thing , " said Mr. Dolan . " It is , " replied Mr. Rafferty . " When you see the fierceness of members of the army toward one another , the fate of a common enemy must be horrible . " See also Military Discipline . ARMY RATIONS The ...
Page 30
... things are artificial ; for nature is the art of God . - Sir Thomas Browne . ARTISTS ARTIST " I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose . " CRITIC " Why not give it to an institution for the blind ? " " Wealth has its ...
... things are artificial ; for nature is the art of God . - Sir Thomas Browne . ARTISTS ARTIST " I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose . " CRITIC " Why not give it to an institution for the blind ? " " Wealth has its ...
Page 41
... things began to look black with peace and the American general discovered that his princely pay when trans- lated into United States money was about sixty cents a day , he struck for the coast . There he found a United States warship ...
... things began to look black with peace and the American general discovered that his princely pay when trans- lated into United States money was about sixty cents a day , he struck for the coast . There he found a United States warship ...
Page 47
... thing of beauty is a joy forever ; Its loveliness increases ; it will never -Emerson . Pass into nothingness ; but still will keep A bower quiet for us , and a sleep Full of sweet dreams , and health , and quiet breathing . BEAUTY ...
... thing of beauty is a joy forever ; Its loveliness increases ; it will never -Emerson . Pass into nothingness ; but still will keep A bower quiet for us , and a sleep Full of sweet dreams , and health , and quiet breathing . BEAUTY ...
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