Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 49
... walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and ...
... walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and ...
Page 50
... walking with a friend in San Francisco , a professor and his companion became involved in an argument as to which was the handsomer man of the two . Not being able to arrive at a settlement of the question , they agreed , in a spirit of ...
... walking with a friend in San Francisco , a professor and his companion became involved in an argument as to which was the handsomer man of the two . Not being able to arrive at a settlement of the question , they agreed , in a spirit of ...
Page 63
... with exquisitely long golden curls and quite an angelic appearance in general , came in from an af- ternoon walk with her nurse and said to her mother , " Oh , Mam- ma , a strange woman on the street said to TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 63.
... with exquisitely long golden curls and quite an angelic appearance in general , came in from an af- ternoon walk with her nurse and said to her mother , " Oh , Mam- ma , a strange woman on the street said to TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 63.
Page 65
... walk and said to her small nephew : " Good morning , Willie . Is your mother in ? " " Sure she's in , ” replied Willie truculently . " D'you s'pose I'd be workin ' in the garden on Saturday morning if she wasn't ? " An iron hoop bounded ...
... walk and said to her small nephew : " Good morning , Willie . Is your mother in ? " " Sure she's in , ” replied Willie truculently . " D'you s'pose I'd be workin ' in the garden on Saturday morning if she wasn't ? " An iron hoop bounded ...
Page 100
... walk before breakfast . One morning two of his student friends went with him . After walking a short distance they met an old man with a long white beard . Thinking that they would have a little fun at the old man's expense , the first ...
... walk before breakfast . One morning two of his student friends went with him . After walking a short distance they met an old man with a long white beard . Thinking that they would have a little fun at the old man's expense , the first ...
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