Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 68
... watch fobs so popular during the election . On being asked the reason for this , Champ replied : " Oh , that's to keep my watch running . " BUILDINGS Pat had gone back home to Ireland and was telling about New York . " Have they such ...
... watch fobs so popular during the election . On being asked the reason for this , Champ replied : " Oh , that's to keep my watch running . " BUILDINGS Pat had gone back home to Ireland and was telling about New York . " Have they such ...
Page 94
... watch dangling from its chain , floundered wildly after him . But as he rounded the corner he ran plump into the outstretched arms of the venerable Bishop of London . " Oxford , Oxford , " remonstrated that surprised dignitary , " why ...
... watch dangling from its chain , floundered wildly after him . But as he rounded the corner he ran plump into the outstretched arms of the venerable Bishop of London . " Oxford , Oxford , " remonstrated that surprised dignitary , " why ...
Page 108
... watch . " " Confession is good for the soul . " " Yes , but it's bad for the reputation . " CONGRESS Congress is a national inquisitorial body for the purpose of acquiring valuable information and then doing nothing about it . - Life ...
... watch . " " Confession is good for the soul . " " Yes , but it's bad for the reputation . " CONGRESS Congress is a national inquisitorial body for the purpose of acquiring valuable information and then doing nothing about it . - Life ...
Page 112
... watch de signs an ' see if dere's any one in dis congregation dat needs me ter wrastle in prayer fer him . " A newly appointed Scotch minister on his first Sunday of office had reason to complain of the poorness of the collection ...
... watch de signs an ' see if dere's any one in dis congregation dat needs me ter wrastle in prayer fer him . " A newly appointed Scotch minister on his first Sunday of office had reason to complain of the poorness of the collection ...
Page 115
... watch two reels at the movies before putting it in the oven . ' " —Puck . There was recently presented to a newly - married young woman in Baltimore such a unique domestic proposition that she felt called upon to seek expert advice from ...
... watch two reels at the movies before putting it in the oven . ' " —Puck . There was recently presented to a newly - married young woman in Baltimore such a unique domestic proposition that she felt called upon to seek expert advice from ...
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